Celebrate International Joke Day with Your Best Joke on a Chalkboard
What do you call the extreme sport for chalkers? It’s “Chalkboarding!” Duh! Okay, I know that one is a bit lame, but I just want to hop on the bandwagon because today, I assume, is the favorite day of comedians, clowns, and everyone who loves a good gut-busting laugh every now and then. It’s International Joke Day! As the age-old saying goes, “Laughter is the best medicine.” So, are you feeling like hitting your funny bones this International Joke Day? The best way to do it is with liquid chalk markers and a chalkboard!
Surefire One-Liners
I know I am not much of a comedy writer or anything, but I have assembled a list of some popular one-liner jokes you can proudly(?) display on a chalkboard with liquid chalk markers. I suggest you use neon markers to emphasize the text, just like when you hit a punch line with a flourish!
Here are some surefire popular jokes from around the world you can jot down with your liquid chalk markers:
- ''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it. It was a shitzu.''
- “There are two fish in a tank, and one says, ''How do you drive this thing?''
- I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn't find any.
- A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says, ''Sorry, we don't serve food here.''
- I tried water polo but my horse drowned.
SMS and Chat Thread Jokes and Memes
Social media platforms over time have impacted and shaped our culture for humor and so many other things. Today, memes are all over the internet making us LOL. Here, we took a chalkboard take on a funny chat thread:
Knock Out Knock Knock Jokes
If you are in it for the classics, Knock Knock Jokes are always the best and surest way to tickle ribs. Here are some of the most popular classic knock knock jokes you can "write out loud" with your liquid chalk markers:
“Knock knock!”
“Who’s there?”
“A broken pencil.”
"A broken pencil who?"
“Nevermind, it’s pointless”
“Knock knock!”
"Who's there?"
"Cows go."
"Cows go who?"
“No, silly, cows go moo!”
“Knock knock!”
"Who’s there?"
"Etch."
"Etch who?"
“Bless you!”
And of course, you can definitely give your own spin on these all-time faves. So go grab your chalkboard and liquid chalk markers and tickle some ribs this International Joke Day with your chalkboard jokes!
